Tea Witch [tea review]

Written by Francesca Burke - November 20 2015

Octeaber: Piacha Choc Cinnamon Rooibos & the Suicideal Spreadsheet

THE TALE

‘Excel cannot complete this task with the available resources. Choose less data or close other applications.’ You hear the sound of a ton of bricks falling from a great height…and then you realise that this is the sound of your own head reverberating off your keyboard as you have purposefully rammed it into it with considerable force. This is in a vein attempt to a) transfer the data from your head onto your spreadsheet via osmosis, b) hopefully hit the right collection of keys so that the enigma code and Alan Turing proof formula of Excel actually works and c) to somehow inflict pain upon the inanimate piece of technology that has made you want to kill yourself for the last 4 hours, 19 minutes and 47 seconds. Not that you are counting...

9th October 2015

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